http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

texts to the wrong number, drunk texts, etc. I love it.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

(913): I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.

(202): I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha

(801): see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
(1-801): wait.... you do what?

you have to dig through a mountain of gross to get a few pieces of gold, but if you're bored go for it.

1 comments:

  1. can't-type sandwich said...

    Did I ever tell you about my torrid text affair with the mystery lech who insisted I was someone called Ms. Dani?  


 

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