Hamburger(Hotdog)

Since my flight still isn't leaving for a while, I decided to explore outside the airport. So i put on my Ward disguise, dressed up as a pretty lady, and got to take a tour with a giant inflatable shrimp!
life couldnt be better right now. man, shrimps would look a lot cooler if they wore hats and sunglasses. this also applies to dogs, robots, and wizards but not cats or whole cooked pigs (which i see a lot of around here).
i've already been offered a job as a scuba instructor because someone mistook my glasses for goggles. i dont think that its a reputable organization based on the fact that they offered some random guy wearing goggles around in public, or so they thought. i guess it shows equal levels of dedication and insanity.