Hamburger(Hotdog)

As an avid supporter of the arts, it's my duty to highlight a budding artist. "¿" is a wizard that raps. Lately he's been performing shows opening for non mystical artists. ¿'s myspace hasn't been summoned, but he was kind enough to send some works in progress, which I will post at random here. Thanks to Krysta M. - his agent - for this H(H) exclusive:


In the kitchen, every day and night
Mixin and cookin, gotta get it right
Gingerman bread gonna make you my prey
Cause I’ll eat cookies every night and day
I’m a baked good predator
A cookie making wizard
I’ve got a sweet tooth,
And to tell you the truth
I wont eat your store bought sh**
If you give it to me, then you’re gonna get hit
Homemade is where its at
Yeah I like cookies but I ain’t fat

Spin your mixer like a rotor blade
This is how cookies like to get made
White chocolate or peanut butter
You’ll feel my wrath with a cookie cutter

Sittin in my kitchen in a sleeveless tee
Preheat the oven - 350 DEGREES!
I’ll mix this batter like I mix my rhyme
Slow – one part at a time
Start with sugar, butter, egg, and flour
Don’t forget the baking powder
Refrigerate for at least an hour
Dough so good its filled with power

Spin your mixer like a rotor blade
This is how cookies like to get made
White chocolate or peanut butter
You’ll feel my wrath with a cookie cutter

Third verse about cookie monster or Hansel and Gretel or something